Sex Terms
AMP – Asian Massage Parlour. Massage Parlour with predominantly Asian sex workers. Usually offering varying types of massage and “accupressure” as opposed to “accupuncture.”
ASW – Asian Street Walker. Hooker of the Asian persuasion. Very rare in Los Angeles.
ATF – All Time Favorite. Occasionally one of the faceless sex workers in your life stands out from the pack, and you regard her as a bit more than just a cum dumpster.
BBBJ – Bareback blowjob. As in, no condom.
BBBJTCIM – Bareback blowjob till cum in mouth.
BBW – Big Beautiful Woman. A fatty. Many hookers fall into this category, but a BBW is not necessarily a hooker.
BG – Bar Girl. Refers to a Tijuana prostitute that works out of the bars as opposed to the streets.
BJ – Blow Job.
BSW – Black Street Walker. Hooker of African American origin. Be careful, once you go black, you never go back!
CBJ – Covered Blow Job. A blow job using a condom.
Civilian – Non-hooker; a girl that doesn’t sell her pussy for money, yet however sells her pussy for things like concert tickets, dinners out, and even marriage.
CW – Casino Worker. A hooker that works out of casino bars, typically in Vegas.
DATY – Dining At The Y. Eating pussy.
DFE – Dead Fish Experience. The experience of fucking a prostitute that just lays there, like a dead fish.
DFK – Deep French Kissing. Most hookers do not allow this, and as such, a hooker that performs DFK is highly prized.
FOB – Fresh off the Boat. Especially with MP girls, this denotes a sex worker who is brand new at her trade, and by implication, brand new in this country.
FS – Full service. Sex. Fucking.
Greek – Anal sex.
GF – Girlfriend. Like a wife, something to be avoided if possible.
GFE – Girl Friend Experience. A hooker that offers a GFE is indicating that sex with her will be more intimate, like sex with a girlfriend. This might entail an unrushed, drama-free session, with multiple positions and possibly multiple pops, DFK and if you’re lucky, Greek.
HJ – Hand job.
LSW – Latin Street Walker. Hooker of the Latin persuasion.
LMP – Latin Massage Parlour. Massage parlour with predominantly Latina sex workers. Usually offering aromatherapy as opposed to massage.
Monger – Hobbyist. Someone who pays to fuck hookers on a regular basis.
MP – Massage Parlour. With the variety of MPs out there, you can denote the specific ethnicity available by adding the race apporpriate letter. AMPs (Asian Massage Parlours) are very different from their counterpart LMPs (Latin Massage Parlours).
PL – Pathetic Loser. According to urban legend, this term came about during the dot com boom when all the rich Silicon Valley nerds could now hit the strip clubs and get attention from girls, by paying for it. The strippers called them Pathetic Losers, meaning it to be derogatory, but it was adopted by the web savvy community, who also coined terms like ROB by the way, as a badge of honor. Pathetic Loser is basically someone who spends a lot of time in strip clubs.
PLM – Pathetic Loser Monger. Adapted from Pathetic Loser, but more derogatory, refers to someone who develops unrequited feelings for their sex provider.
PSE – Porn Star Experience. Blowjob and sex without condom.
ROB – Rip Off Bitch. A sex worker that steals your money or otherwise tries to scam you out of your hard earned cash.
SG – Street Girl. Used to refer to a Tijuana prostitute that works on the streets as opposed to the bars.
SW – Street Walker. Hooker, prostitute, ho; specifically the ones that walk the streets looking for ‘dates.’
TOFTT – Take One For The Team. The unpredictability of service from one hooker to the next means that often one brave soul has to put his money and his dignity on the line for the good of his fellow monger.
WSW – White Street Walker. A white hooker.
YMMV – Your Mileage May Vary. A disclaimer used by guys to note that their experience with a sex worker may be better or worse than yours with the same sex worker.